You know, Gary, if I keep this up long enough, the naming convention will
be insufficient.

"How much do y'all know about WORDS?"
"Uh oh."
	-Stereotypical scary-looking crazy guy at Denny's to Quarex and
         Denny's Waitress, Denny's Waitress

"What happens on Christmas, Kora?"
"I CRY :("
	-Anne & her 2.5-year-old daughter Kora

"Have you tried an automatic toothbrush?"
"Or maybe a manual toothbrush?"
"Hello, it is I: Emmanuel Toothbrush."
	-Mandycurlz, Quarex, & Ogre De Latoya

"Shooting myself in the head to send my friends on a hunt for my buried
treasure?  This is going to be a great Christmas."
	-Quarex

"I didn't say that I won't, I think that I will--what I said was I'm
worried that I won't, because I should."
	-Mandycurlz

"One interesting phenomenon, one which people often do forget, is ... 
 uhh ..."
	-Dr. Anonymous

"It's got to be weird being the least-talented people at the circus."
	-Mandycurlz

"Hello, I am interesting on the mattress."
	-E-mail inquiry about buying our bed

"A horde of gibbering, cowardly Anishes attack you, driven by their
insatiable hunger for the dirt between your toes. With the righteous fury 
of your outrage, you dash them to flinders."
	-SiniStar, actually in December 2010, but whatevz

"Are you trying to bait me?"
"...Because I'm ready to take the bait!"
"I just don't know how!"
	-Hrothgar & Ogre

"'Gen-Con Looking' is when you just wait in one spot for the thing you 
want to appear."
	-Gen-Con Crew 2011

"All this eating is making me hungry."
	-Hate-Ball, at a buffet breakfast

"Anything beats wire mother."
"I think wire father might be even worse."
	-SiniStar & MandyCurlz, analyzing the state of the room's bedding
	through Psychology 101 metaphors.

"You're like a Pokémon Angel sent from The Internet!"
	-Climax of auction for a $150 custom chess set at Gen-Con

"Do you want to get Saganaki?  It's flaming cheese, and when they light 

it, you get to say 'opa!'"
"But you can say 'opa' anytime you want!"
"...Opa!"
	-Quarex & Quarex's Mom

"These were mother's special macular degeneration sunglasses."
"Could they be any bigger?"
"They could be a macular degeneration helmet!"
	-Quarex's Mom, Quarex's Dad, MandyCurlz