I don't wanna fall in love; love cuts just like a knife.
You make the night feel good, baby; I'll fight just to be heard.

"I don't like beer."
"Really?  Not at all?"
"Let me put it this way.  Have you ever had a beer you liked?"
"Yes, I like beer."
"Holy shit, the LORD OF BEER."
	-Hateball & Anish
(I think this was actually from like 2008)

"She'll name her children after you, Erik, no matter the sex."
"This is my daughter, Erik, and my son, Erika."
"Oh, that's very gender-aggressive."
	-Quarex, Captain Rat, & DOUG

"I like that sticker, because it's a little subtle."
"Subtle; like a box full of porn."
	-Hate-Ball & Garthog

"I am going to introduce a drug called Garitol to make sure Gary does not
bother us when he comes in late.  'Ahhh!  Monsters!'"
"What does it do?  It makes Gary hallucinate monsters and run away?"
"No, it makes us hallucinate monsters, and we will be so busy screaming
that we will not notice Gary coming in."
	-Quarex & SiniStar & Mandycurlz

"What is the most difficult audience to reach with games from Gen-Con?"
"Probably young girls."
"Then I'm going to make a game targeting underage girls."
"You're going to make a game targeting underage girls?"
	-Garthog, Quarex, Hate-Ball, SiniStar

"Finally, I have learned the name of the Friskies commercial."
"Dave Connors, Friskies commercial."
"It is basically a cat either going through the wardrobe or taking lots of
drugs, depending on how you want to view it."
"The Chronic-cats of Yarnia."
	-Quarex & SiniStar

"Sure, as long as you're all right doing home improvement using a shiv."
	-Mandycurlz

"Welp, there's a knife on the floor."
	-A waiter passing by and helpfully commenting

Not that anyone is still reading these (actually, I bet at least 5 of you
are.  Hi, Kurt, Gary, Lish, Larissa, and Ghort!), but I have officially
decided to keep this miserable charade of a ghost of a shell going until
June 2011.  Or the end of 2013.  Whichever comes first.