Since there was no hope for the 2007 Quotes File(tm), we start here with 
a few quotes that showed up but never got put in a year ago where they
belonged!

"Are the new Terminex cars in yet?"
"No ..."
"What's ... what's wrong?"
"It's over.  The insects have won."
	-A Scenario, courtesy of Ogre De Latoya & Quarex

"New Micro-Fried Coffee Hash, the drink of the future, that you don't even
 drink!"
	-Ogre De Latoya, Quarex, & RottenZ

"The Celadon was the most ambitious mammal of its time.  It was the first
 wise animal: 'I have udders!'"
	-Ogre De Latoya

"[If you don't have a bachelor's degree], you're married to incompetence."
	-Rusty, bustin' shit up at the big going-away party

"I just don't know what I'm gonna do about him, I mean he sent a CC of his
 client's progress report to the case worker, and I can't believe OH MY GOD
 ANTS THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER MY DESK!!!  JESUS, I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN
 EVER!"
	-Quarex's co-worker, on the phone

"On the human child's 12th birthday, he suffers his first metaformal
 occasion."
	-Ogre De Latoya and Quarex, excited

"I had a thought, but I forgot it."
"Was it ..."
*begin simultaneous beatboxing*
	-Mandy, Ogre De Latoya, Quarex & Ogre De Latoya

"My grandma makes quilts and sends them to Africa."
"What do they send in return?"
"...WE SEND FIGHTERS!!!"
"Sir, we have no fighters."
"...OK!  WE SEND THANK-YOU CARDS!!!"
	-Mandy, Quarex, Ogre De Latoya, Quarex, Ogre De Latoya

"WE'RE COLLECTING HAIR HERE, BETTY!  IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING, THEN YOU'RE PART
 OF THE SOLUTION!"
	-Quarex trying to talk about rolling up Handi-tak

"I refuse to recognize any modern quotes file which does not include me."
	-Little Baby Wah-Wah

"What's 'Quarex' mean?"
"Wow, you pronounced it right."
"Yeah, I'm used to ghetto names."
	-Lelia & Quarex