What happened in 2004, you ask? Well, I was gone for like 1/3 of the year; c'mon, cut me some slack. And I am still gone now, in fact. How am I compiling this? "Where did you get this recipe?" "The internet." "The what?" -Hrothgar & MadPony "Hey, I think that kid on the tricycle likes you." (Kid on tricycle gets hit with a thrown soccer ball) "Unfortunately, he will evidently grow up to be a nerd." -Quarex, about a little kid looking at Anne "Are you from Michigan?" "No, but that is not far off." "I ask because I've read a lot of books and you seem like you are from Michigan." -French Guy & Anne "You don't have any kids?" "No, but I don't mind babies. In fact, I hate them." -Anne & Brian (the mysterious stranger from Aberdeen), in the Amsterdam Airport Bar "Apparently a Native American guy shot up a school." "This will obviously lead to the government making the Trail of Tears 2." "Trail of Tears 2: Cry Harder." -Ogre, Hrothgar, & Quarex "Starter, please." "I'd like some naan, and-" "STARTER, PLEASE." -Indian Waiter in York, England, & SwissPope's grievous starter-ordering mistake "What's the opposite of 'Chrysanthemum?'" "Maximum Overdrive." -Ghort & Quarex, leading to the eventual creation of "Maximum Overdrive," the 50-Wheeled Semi Truck with a mullet that hauls naked lady mudflaps between Tulsa and Baghdad. "Andy's going to be playing a bartender on The OC tomorrow." "FAKE, RIGHT?!?!" -Quarex & Lifelike, about our second Quotes.txt performer to make it into another broadcast medium! Way to go! "That shows compassion!" "What does 'compassion' mean?" "I want to believe German does not have a word for 'compassion.'" -Meg, Marcus the German Guy, Quarex "I don't bloody care about women, anymore, dude; I just want to find the cure for cancer." -Nima, not kidding "Where's your passport?" "I left it in Murom. 'To you, my host family, I give my American Passport to remember me by. Here, have -all- forms of identification.'" -Dr. Morn & Heather "Historians originally thought that was a painting of Lady Jane Gray, but now they think it might instead be Jane Dorset." "You're, like, really cultured and stuff." "Yeah, but I also like nail polish." -Heather & Anthony "You can lead a fish to water, but you can't make it swim." -SiniStar