I apologize for the relatively low number of quotes last year.  You
see, . . . no, there is really no good reason for it.  Other than
perhaps the fact that I keep forgetting to bring my notepad with me
to write quotes down, and have to rely on other people reminding me.

"I just figured out what we need!"
"What do we need?"
"I don't know."
	-Hrothgar & SiniStar

"I need this done comediately.  As clown as possible."
	-Ogre De Latoya, quite coherently, at Denny's

"So, what have you been up to?"
"Well, I got my English Literature degree from the University of
 Illinois, and. . ."
"WELL, LA DE DA, MR. ELITIST ASSHOLE!"
	-Bill & Quarex

"This dessert looks like Karl Marx's filthy beard."
	-MadPony, sharing Chili's Molten Chocolate Cake with Quarex

"Guys, I think underpants.  We might be safe."
	-Captain Rat

"I kneed Jeff in the ass!"
"You need Jeff in the ass?"
	-MadPony & Andromeda

"AHHHHHH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES!"
	-SiniStar, as Spathic wrestled with Some Guy

"Jae, tell Jeff where we are going."
". . . Hi!"
	-SiniStar & Andromeda

"I can tell you right now the Iraqi children are not going to get the 
 M&Ms, but some of the lesser candy, most certainly."
	-Walter Rodgers of CNN's continuing important coverage of what 
         kind of sharing Iraqi civilians can expect from American G.I. 
         rations

"And now, we go to Aaron Brown, with the voices of dissent for war."
(15 second pause, nothing happens)
"All right, we evidently do not have voices of dissent for the war."
	-CNN

"Yeah, Paul tried the Atkins diet, and ate almost nothing but eggs for
 a while.  Then he threw up for three days straight."
"What was he eating?  Dog eggs?"
	-MadPony & Quarex

"Sure, he probably likes women; in the same way a lion probably likes 
 polar bear meat."
	-Quarex, about Hrothgar

"But it's a cat I wanna be--and I'm gonna age my cheddar!'
	-What Quarex was singing in his sleep just before waking
	 up on April 10th

"This thing's just getting bigger and bigger."
	-Hrothgar, about his beanbag, while Captain Rat was making
	 hilarious masturbatory gestures

"Hi, I'm fat."
"Do you still sell cars?"
	-Hitchcock & Juliet, after not seeing each other for years.

"Man, I just suddenly got hungry."
"You see how it is now?  You want it?  HUH?  YOU WANT IT?  YOU GONNA
 BEG FOR IT?"
	-Quarex & Hrothgar

"What do I find absolutely, totally . . . zucchini?"
	-Hrothgar

"Whats your favorite planet?"
"Earth"
"U can go to earth in this gaem?"
	-Two people in Star Wars Galaxies

"That's fine; now I don't have to buy her dinner."
	-Frank, after Hateball pantomimed masturbating into Frank's
	 wife's mouth

"Hey Hillary, eat my red beam!"
	-Hrothgar

"Hey, Mike's phone number spells out BIBL-POT."
"Why, is it burning your ear?"
	-Quarex & Hrothgar

"Will you make me some food?"
"Oh, do you want some food?"
"Yeah, my corn wore off."
	-Susan & Quarex

"Kurt! You're the only one who can stop him!"
*SiniStar's glass immediately shatters all over the table*
	-Quarex & SiniStar's glass, while trying to get Hrothgar to
	 stop playing the Cracker Barrel peg game

"Yeah, most people don't grow up wanting to emulate the cat."
	-Hate-Ball

"This sounds like a good measure of friendship: how much Turkish Delight
 would it take for you to betray, say, Jon?"
	-Quarex

"Stick that little baby with a garden rake!"
	-Chuck E. Cheese song sing-along

"There are only three types of adults that eat lunch at Chuck E.
 Cheese: parents, pedophiles, and retards.  And I am not sure where
 we fit in there."
	-MadPony (paraphrased)