Hmm, last year started out great, and then dwindled down towards the
end when Jake and I were trying to move away.  Maybe this year I will
go back to remembering to update them again.

Oh my god, this is the beginning of the 10th full year of Quotes.  
How terrifying.  Quotes93.txt seems like such a recent memory. . .


"So, you want to come, do you, Abraham Lincoln?  Here's a broomstick up 
 your ass!"
	-Quarex

"Oh, you are playing stickers!  Please leave."
	-What Angela thought the waiter at the Sushi restaurant said to
	 her after she pulled out some stickers

"It's depressing because he doesn't have his bitch and he's surrounded
 by morons all day.  Kind of like me."
	-Captain Rat, lamenting about the end of Conker's Bad Fur Day

"Hey, that stop sign is covered in snow."
"It's just camouflaged."
"LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S CAMOUFLAGE!"
	-Quarex, Susan, and Quarex & Captain Rat simultaneously

"I'm married; I have a right to act gay."
	-Hate-Ball

"I think all women are heels."
	-Quarex, commenting on life through wrestling terms

"Woodchipper, please!"
	-Quarex, in something that can never be explained

"Hey, DolphinGrrrl.  I'm sure she's very important."
"OH MY GOD, IT'S STEPHANIE."
	-Quarex, assuming a spam ICQ message, and then being quite
	 surprised.

"My teddy bear's name is Foster."
"Foster: Australian for 'Bear.'"
	-Spathic & Quarex, with clearly the wittiest thing he has ever said

"Susan, see if you can get the elephant out of my pants."
	-Quarex, out of context, I swear

"Oh yeah, I'm almost there. . . I'm gonna kitty. . . KIIITTTYYY!!"
	-Quarex

"OH MY GOD, JAKE.  There was a SUICIDE BOMBING in ISRAEL."
"No!  . . . . in the HOLY LAND??"
	-Quarex & Captain Rat

"Hey Drew, we've got a problem."
"Oh really, what is it?"
"You."
	-Nick & Quarex

"Maybe you should try not talking for a while."
"All right."
". . . I'll try it."
	-Susan & Quarex & Quarex (CONTRIVED!)

"QUICK, EAT THAT BREAD!"
*SiniStar eats bread*
"Would you like a bread refill?"
"Yes, please."
". . . Well played!"
	-Quarex, Waitress, Quarex, JoJo Monkey God

"Man.  I laughed so hard that I threw up in my mouth and swallowed it."
	-MadPony, not kidding, after watching The Funniest Thing Ever

"Well, at least I can still go jerk out."
	-Captain Rat, trying presumably to say something

"This guy looks funny."
"That's because he's German."
	-Quarex & Susan

"I personally am thinking of going with 'V.'"
"Really, I think I like 'U' the most."
	-SiniStar & Hrothgar professing his love for SiniStar

"It should have been you, Birdo."
	-Quarex, in an apparent fit of Super Smash Brothers inspired
	 quotes from Stand By Me.  There is no way anyone reading this
	 is going to understand this quote.

"In order to join the SCA, you have to be fat or ugly."
"Well, then, you're overqualified!"
	-Quarex & Susan

"Man, I can really see the difference between VHS and DVD here."
"You've seen the DVD of this?"
"There is no DVD of this."
	-Hrothgar & MadPony

"At least when I squirt on it, it lights up."
"Okay, guys, bring your buns to me."
	-Hrothgar, at two points while operating a grill

"I like Wiesch's wife."
	-Hrothgar, when pressed to name a woman he liked.

"Well, feather, you've served your purpose, giving me +1 dexterity
 for the night."
*removes feather from hair, immediately trips over gutter*
	-Captain Rat

"("
"I'M SO SAD MY EYES FELL OFF"
	-Lifelike

"I can't sign my name in the dark."
"Did you just call me a dyke?"
	-MadPony & Jae, while listening to AC/DC

"All right, that is cool.  Talk to you later. . . love you!"
"Love you too."
	-Quarex & Hrothgar on the phone.  Hrothgar claims to have 
	 responded that way on purpose.  I disbelieve his claim.

"I wish I were you, Kurt."
	-Hrothgar to SiniStar.  Yes, he wishes he were Kurt.

"The sun rises, indifferent to yesterday's carnage."
	-First line from nature show Quarex turned on

"This will give you a 10% chance better of. . . pants cheddar."
	-Hate-Ball

"I don't think I've ever had a date in my life."
	-MadPony, reaching for the bowl of dates

"That's a work phone, not a play phone."
	-Hrothgar, in a very sad voice, when Jae grabbed his phone

"What grade would you be in during 10th grade?"
	-Hrothgar

"Samantha Runnion, the 5-year-old girl who touched the nation's
 heart when she was kidnapped and killed."
	-CNN.com.  Kidnapping and murder are now heartwarming.

"The government tests all kinds of weapons there--from new strains
 of deadly bacteria, to the weather dominator."
	-Elderly shopkeeper in a G.I. Joe episode

"I was just reading that on the net the other day, actually, about 
 how a true competitor will do anything to succeed."
"What were you doing?  Looking at Nu-Machiavelli Online?"
	-Captain Rat & Quarex

"Yeah, Chuck is going to Steve's."
"Chunk is dating Steve?"
	-Quarex & Hrothgar, with Hrothgar's fantastic-reception phone

"How long are you going to rub this down my throat?"
	-Hrothgar, questioning a repeated insult

"I would never kill anybody.  And just to prove it, I'm not going
 to kill anybody."
	-Hrothgar

"I didn't see that coming!"
	-Hrothgar, after being punched in the face while wearing an
	 opaque bag.

"I've given up on love."
	-Hrothgar, still having never dated anyone or made any
	 attempts to do so.

"New Music Releases for the week:
 Busta Rhymes: 'It Ain't Safe No More'
 Kittie: 'Safe'"
	-Funny, goddammit.

"Hey, Erik, what does that Swedish word [scrawled on the wall] mean 
 in English?"
*Hits wall hard with elbow, stares blankly*
	-Quarex & Hrothgar

"At midnight, I turn into a princess."
	-Hrothgar, explaining why he had to be home by 12